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Hello, My name is Matt. I am 26. I live in Austin, TX.

Ask me something!


  • Don’t hire me to do something that I don’t do.

    Here’s a legitimate question:
    Would you hire a dog to be a fish?

    Can a taco marry a bridge?

    Is a shoe smarter than a pumpkin?


  • If you think I can’t tell. I can fucking tell.

    You’re not a mystery.


  • Some shit just doesn’t make sense in my head. Usually that means it doesn’t make sense in reality either, but then it happens right in front of me.


  • It’s crazy when things you work really hard for, for a long time start to work out, but it’s overshadowed by the things that aren’t and you can’t fully appreciate where you’re at because your mind is dwelling on other things.


  • Meanwhile, in New Zealand…

    Meanwhile, in New Zealand…

    (Source: mmmmilk)

  • bloodgaze

    absolutely serious. I can show you THE photo I shot from your photo, haha.

    Might have been a few seconds after your shot and I probably stood up for this one, but: image


  • bloodgaze:

HEY REMEMBER SET YOUR GOALS?
admitting i went to warped tour in 07 is the feeling you have after getting jizzed on your face
proud.
jk.~

Here’s what’s fucking crazy. That guy in the red tank top. That’s me.

    bloodgaze:

    HEY REMEMBER SET YOUR GOALS?

    admitting i went to warped tour in 07 is the feeling you have after getting jizzed on your face

    proud.

    jk.~

    Here’s what’s fucking crazy. That guy in the red tank top. That’s me.

  • I need a fucking nap.


  • Anonymous

    For the internet? Slim chance.

    Anons can’t recieve images though, regardless of how nice you ask. Haha

    As for my posts, I’ve been working late recently and my thoughts haven’t been forming as clearly into tangible posts. They come when they come.


  • I’d say I’ve had a pretty easy time being an adult and making the best of shit when it comes instead of being some cynical asshole who thinks things should never change.

    I wish I could say the same for some others.


  • Got my hair cut again today, same cut as last time. Not likely to post photos.

    I mean, if they were nicely asked for or something I’d consider it, but that seems like a stretch.


  • Working til nearly midnight from 9am is sometimes ok, but most times not so ok.


  • I feel like I ask for so little in the things that I want. Although, really all I want is the opportunity to even ask.

    I can’t say the word need either, because I don’t need what I want.


  • MUST BE REAL FUCKIN’ NICE, HUH?


  • Being avoided feels really awesome.


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